My resolution to blog more is already waaaaaaaaay behind

"Where are you?" I asked my 4am caller a few weeks ago when I was home alone. "Downstairs on the sofa" came the reply. Fuck.
That was someone's idea of a funny call. It still freaks me out when I think about it - me sleep dazed and thinking it was Andrew calling me from England to let me know he arrived OK, and then the total wide-awake terror of considering the fact that this caller wanted me to think he/she was in my house. Naturally I did not have an intruder, Dex would've alerted me to that earlier, but I barely slept that week. Not funny. Anyway, that's the most interesting thing that's happened lately.

Anyone follow the Miss USA pageant scandals? I find it annoying that the media gives this crap any airtime, let alone the whole Rosie/Trump fallout. I personally have no time for beauty-queen bullshit, especially shows that glorify how little women have come in the last few decades...throw on a bikini and shed a tear for world peace....very profound ladies. Anyway...where was I...oh yeah - tired of seeing this as newsworthy. Can anyone even be surprised that women who compete with other women for a trophy for being prettiest wouldn't have enough sense to conduct themselves badly away from the public eye?

Andrew and I have some more travel plans coming up - a cruise from NYC to the Caribbean. Neither one of us have been on a cruise before so it should be a blast. Really, really hoping neither of us gets sea sick...I was on a rotating dance floor a few weeks ago and couldn't walk right afterwards...probably not the same thing...and I may have been under the influence of alcohol at the time.